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2011-12-22T06:21:00.001-08:00

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

2009-12-31T18:44:00.000-08:00

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??

BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "....And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have ?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman"..

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Pole Dancers pole fall down Accidentally

2009-12-13T18:48:00.000-08:00

Why beer is better then a women

2009-09-11T07:06:00.000-07:00

Poetry Jokes

2009-08-05T07:06:00.000-07:00

मैंने ख़ुद ही
रास्ता ढूंढ़ लिया ,
बाहर जाके टैक्सी वाले से पूंछा :
" भाई साहब लाल किले का कितना लोगे ?"
जवाब मिला: " बेचना नही है ."

टैक्सी छोड़ , मैंने बस पकड़ ली ,
कंडेक्टर से पूंछा: "जी , क्या मैं सिगरेट पी सकता हूँ ?"
वो गुर्र्रा कर बोला : "हरगिज़ नही , यहाँ सिगरेट पीना मन है."
मैंने कहा: "पर वो जनाब तो पी रहे है!"
फिर से गुर्र्र्राया : "उसने मुझसे पूंछा नही है."

लाल किले पंहुचा , होटल गया .
मेनेजर से कहा: "मुझे रूम चाहिए , सातवी मंजिल पे ."
मेनेजर ने कहा: "रहने के लिए या कूदने के लिए ?"
रूम पंहुचा , वेटर से कहा:
" एक पानी का गिलास मिलेगा ?"
उसने जवाब दिया: "नही साहब , यहाँ तो सारे कांच के मिलते हैं."

होटल से निकला , दोस्त के घर जाने के लिए ,
रस्ते मी एक साहब से पूंछा:
" जनाब , ये सड़क कहाँ को जाती है ?"
जनाब हंस कर बोले: "पिछले बीस साल से देख रहा हूँ , यही पड़ी है... कहीं नहीं जाती." ....

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2009-04-30T18:58:00.000-07:00

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Funny Video

2009-02-10T03:19:00.000-08:00

Funny video of Indian Cricket team

2009-02-10T03:18:00.000-08:00

America's Funniest Videos - Water Slides

2009-02-10T03:15:00.000-08:00

Best Way To sleep

2008-07-07T20:43:00.000-07:00

you can't imagine the place we use for sleeping

Funny way to propose

2008-03-18T02:09:00.000-07:00

Just some funny ways to propose her/him ............ (at your own risk!!!)
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) "You're under arrest!" (For what?) "For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day!4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, She would say,"What are doing") respond, "Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from heaven?" "No" he answers. "Oh, I thought all the angels were from heaven"
10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek and die on your lips.
11. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
12. Are you lost? Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

Mens Rooms

2008-03-09T08:10:00.001-07:00

Eye testings

2008-03-09T08:09:00.001-07:00

funny Traffic signals

2008-03-09T08:07:00.001-07:00

funny ad place

2008-03-09T08:01:00.001-07:00

funny sign boards

2008-03-09T07:55:00.000-07:00

FUNNY KIDS

2008-03-09T07:41:00.000-07:00

FUNNY KIDS

2008-03-09T07:38:00.001-07:00

FUNNY KIDS

2008-03-09T07:32:00.001-07:00

SCARY ANIMALS

2008-03-09T07:27:00.000-07:00

FINISH BEER

2008-03-09T07:20:00.000-07:00

ONE MINTUE SILENCE PLEASE

DRUNK ANIMALS

2008-03-09T07:18:00.001-07:00

BEER hOLDER

2008-03-09T07:12:00.000-07:00

EFFECT OF OVER DRINKING

2008-03-09T07:05:00.001-07:00

i love u

2008-03-09T06:59:00.001-07:00

Hip hop horse

2008-03-09T06:58:00.000-07:00

funny body builder

2008-03-09T06:57:00.000-07:00

Furry Baby Cheetah

2008-03-09T06:56:00.001-07:00

Funny Slogans

2008-03-09T06:55:00.000-07:00

Funny Dogs

2008-03-09T06:54:00.000-07:00

HI Im THE NEW jOCKEY

shopping

2008-03-09T06:53:00.000-07:00

Breakfast time

2008-03-09T06:52:00.000-07:00

fake elephent

2008-03-09T06:51:00.000-07:00

Scary Teeth

2008-03-09T06:46:00.000-07:00

Funny Animals

2008-03-09T06:39:00.000-07:00

Scariest Dog

Have u seen this ride before

Retaired Pig

First Step to grow up

Funny Cats

2008-03-09T06:29:00.000-07:00

Great Slogans

2008-01-25T05:47:00.000-08:00

Funny Sign Board

2008-01-24T21:33:00.000-08:00

Amazing is It Possible

2008-01-24T21:30:00.000-08:00

How Dare You

2008-01-24T21:21:00.000-08:00

Sometime People Do Stupid Things

2008-01-24T21:16:00.000-08:00

Funny People

2008-01-24T21:12:00.000-08:00

Fat people

2008-01-24T21:07:00.000-08:00

OHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh So Sweet Baby

The Real Beauties

Pregnent Men

Im Not So Big

Funny Kids

2008-01-24T20:59:00.000-08:00

AXE Effects

2008-01-24T20:53:00.001-08:00

How Intelligent is Georage Bush

2008-01-24T20:47:00.000-08:00